Chloe Ferry is a British reality TV star. She claims that she’s an actress, but she’s not. She’s in the UK version of Jersey Shore, Geordie Shore.
In it, well, a group of vacuous idiots get drunk. Over and over and over again. Chloe’s one of the wildest. And she was spotted in a tight squeeze, probably hungover, trying to take a delivery in. It didn’t go well…
Anyway, this is her:
It all goes wrong, this. And quickly too… Top tip: Don’t try and take in a large delivery of things in a tiny towel. When there are photographers there.
It was at this moment that Chloe knew that she’d f*cked up…
How is she gonna manage this on her own? Dressed like that…?
“We’re gonna need a bigger towel!”
Some cynics might suggest that she did this on purpose in conjunction with the paparazzi, but we wouldn’t like to comment.