In a scene reminiscent of the Dukes of Hazzard, a driver in Florida jumped a drawbridge as it was being raised. The driver claimed later that he was messing around with his GPS at the time of the incident, but police are not so sure. “We believe the man is actually Bo Duke from the Dukes of Hazzard,” said local sheriff, Jefferson Davis ‘Boss’ Hogg. “It is clear that he became concerned that my idiot cousin Cletus was chasing him with an aim to arrest him on a set of false charges I’d made up earlier in the day. Bo was left with no option but to jump the bridge while playing ‘Dixie’s Land’ on his car horn.”
The sheriff added that his deputy Enos would very much like to go on a date with the driver’s cousin, Daisy.