Woman Smashes World Queef Record; Is Weirdly Proud

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Queefs. Yeah, sorry. That’s what this is all about. And not just any queefs. The queefing world record. It was set on shock jock Howard Stern‘s radio show and we’ve got the evidence for you below.

Never heard of a ‘queef’ before? Okay, well, you clearly don’t watch South Park very much. Here are our old friends over at Urban Dictionary to assist. Here’s what they say about it:

“Queefs are the expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse, usually very fast-paced or deep intercourse, and most often resulting after the “doggy style” position, or variants of said position. Queefs are known to have a “wet” sound, and can occur during intercourse, or after.”

Howard Stern

“Queefs occur when an object, usually a penis, creates a vacuum of air inside the vagina, usually because of a certain angle or position, or because of use of a condom, and happen when the penis or object is removed or pushed deeper into the vagina.”

This is just plain weird.