World’s Largest Human Poop Discovered – Known As ‘The Titanic’


It might look like the massive, thick, brown tentacle of some hideous sea creature, Hell-bent on snaking up the U-bend and attacking and killing you, but it’s not. We can confirm that while it is a monster – that only applies to its size. It’s a turd. It isn’t alive. Which is just as well as if it were, it’s big enough to kill a small family.

Whoever laid this giant cable is probably hobbling about like John Wayne now. It cannot be contained by the ceramic bowl alone, this massive deuce is poking out the top. Looking around. Alright, it’s not looking around. It’s not sentient. We think.

May God have mercy on our souls (and a*sholes).


Well, here goes…


Sweet dreams, y’all!