In this clip from the TV show Cops, a patrol officer discovers a suspicious car hanging around an area notorious for hookers and drugs. When he confronts the driver, what follows is one of the most hilarious string of excuses we’ve ever seen. As the cop finds more and more incriminating evidence in the dude’s car, on his phone, in his pockets … just about everywhere, you’d think the stoned Indian driver would give in and put his hands up. Not this man, who we’ve decided to call ‘The King of Excuses’. Seriously, he’s got an answer for everything the cop throws at him. You’ve gotta admire this level of stubbornness. This is truly a masterclass in lying your damn ass off!
