Netflix. It’s all about legit movies and TV shows, isn’t it? It ain’t Brazzers, ferchrissakes. It’s not really there for you to jerk it to like a safari park chimp. But that’s not to say that there isn’t a fair amount of nudity and sex and things on there if you look hard enough. Which is handy to know for when Pornhub’s down, eh?
We’ve compiled a list of the best movies to track down for a bit of flesh. So here’s our entirely necessary and in no way shameful guide to the best films to search for if you fancy catching a little Tn’A…
*cough* WANKERS! *cough*
A German flick, this is all about a teenager skater girl called Helen who is, well, more than a little bit crazy. It’s graphic and – helpfully – actually quite good too. It’s got 89% on Rotten Tomatoes and has a particularly f*cked-up scene involving a razor. And that bum-poking thing up there too.
Lars von Trier’s film about a couple grieving a dead child is, as you can imagine, pretty depressing. It’s also dark and more than a little disturbing. And explicit. Watch out for the particularly graphic scene that shows Charlotte Gainsbourg’s character cutting off her own clitoris. YEAH!
Blue Is the Warmest Color (2013)
This French lesbian love tale is so graphic, it features unsimulated sex scenes (y’know, like, proper ‘in and out’). But it is French. So expect plenty of terrible pseudo-philosophy. So get your fast forwarding finger limbered up beforehand.
The rather horribly exploitative and distasteful BDSM porno studio Kink have got a documentary about their whippin’ and drug-addled ‘stars’. It shows plenty of nudity. But it ain’t exactly going to provide much in the way of thrills. Unless you’re into that sort of thing, of course.
Room in Rome (2010)
You can tell from that image above that it’s a pretentious arthouse load of old toss. But it’s about lesbians having a one night stand and it’s a bit of jugfest, so it’s worth checking out.
You filthy lot. You disgust us.