Crookston, Minnesota. A postman has decided that he’d like to undo the theory that we all have about his occupation – that mailmen don’t like dogs. So dedicated to that cause is he that he actually had SEX with one to prove it.
Alright, alright. So that’s a lie. He did penetrate a pooch – that’s not the lie. The rest of it was the lie. Brian Louis George L. Chapman just did it because he wanted to.
The charge is punishable by ninety days in jail or a $1,000 fine.
It’s a funny story. It’s a slightly sickening story. It’s a Minnesota story.