Texting Slang & Acronyms

"For the win" — added to endorse something enthusiastically.

You're The Asshole — AITA verdict telling the poster they're the problem.

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Your Mileage May Vary — what worked for me might not work for you.

Without; shorthand preposition.

Fixed That For You — quoting someone's line then 'correcting' it, usually as a joke.

The clown face that calls someone (often yourself) a fool who made a dumb choice.

Great (numeronym).

Looping into anxious or negative thoughts that keep getting worse.

Emotionally calm and in control of your nervous system — the goal state.

On the way; en route.

Frequently asked questions; a common-questions list.

Talk to you never; a pointed way to cut someone off.

Mortality and Morbidity conference — the meeting where the team dissects what went wrong.

As Far As I Know — a hedge meaning that's true unless I'm missing something.

A sharp, witty comeback to criticism or an insult — a response that shuts the other person down.

To be announced; details coming later.

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Good night — the Web3 sign-off that mirrors GM.

'Love of my life' — sincerely or ironically your ideal person.

Physical Training — organized military exercise.

Casualty Evacuation on any available transport.

Probably; casual spelling.

"Talking to me" — often in "WTM"/"who ttm" contexts

Today I Learned — sharing a fact that just blew your mind.

Two hands making a heart — love, gratitude, and wholesome appreciation.

Tactical Operations Center — a unit's command post.

Front of house — dining room, bar, host stand, anything the guest touches.

Constantly needing reassurance and fearing your partner will leave.

The degree to which something triggers "the ick"

To successfully charm or flirt with someone

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Edited To Add — flags new material the poster bolted on after publishing.

Heads up — there's money to be made right here, right now.

Thank you very much; emphatic thanks.

'I know, right?' — emphatic agreement that says 'exactly what I was thinking.'

In case you didn't know; shares a fact.

Rolling on the floor laughing; stronger than LOL.

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