bumf
Useless paperwork — admin you'll never read.
Definitions
Pointless paperwork. Forms, memos, circulars — the kind of admin that lands in your tray and goes straight in the bin. Universal military gripe.
Originally, the propaganda leaflets the RAF dropped over enemy territory. Same logic — paper nobody asked for.
bumf In A Sentence
Origin & Usage
Shortened from 'bum-fodder' — 19th-century British slang for toilet paper. Forces lifted it for the mountains of pointless memos and circulars they were handed. Originally it also meant the propaganda leaflets dropped on enemy lines.
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