noun General Slang

champagne tap

sham-PAYN TAP · noun · slang

A flawless lumbar puncture with no blood in the sample

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A perfectly executed lumbar puncture yielding cerebrospinal fluid with zero red blood cells (no traumatic contamination). Traditionally worth a bottle of champagne.

“Clean CSF, not a single red cell — that's a champagne tap.”
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champagne tap In A Sentence

Clean CSF, not a single red cell — that's a champagne tap.

Origin & Usage

Medical tradition of buying champagne for a bloodless (perfect) tap.

People Also Ask

What is a champagne tap?

It's a perfectly performed lumbar puncture that produces cerebrospinal fluid with zero red blood cells, meaning no traumatic contamination.

Why is it called a champagne tap?

By tradition, a flawless bloodless tap earns the operator a bottle of champagne.

Is a champagne tap hard to achieve?

Yes, getting a completely clean, blood-free sample requires precise technique, which is why it's celebrated.

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