adjective
Internet Slang
chronically online
· adjective · gen-z
So deep in internet culture your takes no longer make sense to humans outside it.
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Describes someone whose brain has been so reshaped by Twitter/TikTok/Tumblr that they treat normal events as ideological battles and apply Discourse logic to real-life situations. The tell: they get mad at a stranger's birthday cake for being problematic. A cousin of 'terminally online' but slightly less terminal — implies the patient could still be saved.
“Calling a toddler's tantrum 'emotional labour' is the most chronically online thing I've heard this week.”
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chronically online In A Sentence
Calling a toddler's tantrum 'emotional labour' is the most chronically online thing I've heard this week.
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What does chronically online mean?
Being chronically online means you're so deep in internet culture that your takes no longer make sense to people outside it.
How do you use chronically online in a sentence?
You might say 'That opinion is so chronically online it means nothing in real life.'
Is chronically online an insult?
It's usually used as a mild put-down, suggesting someone has lost touch with the offline world.
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