A handjob — usually the cheapest service on the menu.
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Handjob, listed in the polite-euphemism register that UK massage parlours and escort ads prefer. Almost always the lowest-tier offering — the entry-level price on a menu that escalates to oral and full service. Often the answer when an establishment claims to be 'just a massage.'
“The parlour menu's hand relief at £40, anything else is off-menu.”
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hand relief In A Sentence
The parlour menu's hand relief at £40, anything else is off-menu.
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British massage-parlour trade euphemism, in print classifieds from at least the 1980s.
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