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General Slang
high serum porcelain
HY SEER-um POR-suh-lin · phrase · slang
Mock lab result implying malingering ('always on the toilet')
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A joke 'blood test' result invented to label a patient as a malingerer, punning on porcelain (toilet) fixtures.
“Every investigation normal — I suspect a high serum porcelain level.”
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high serum porcelain In A Sentence
Every investigation normal — I suspect a high serum porcelain level.
Origin & Usage
British medical humour parodying lab reports.
Variants
serum porcelain level
People Also Ask
What does 'high serum porcelain' mean?
It's a joke lab result invented to label a patient as a malingerer, punning on porcelain toilet fixtures.
Is it a real blood test?
No — it's a fake result that parodies genuine lab reports.
Where does it come from?
It's British medical humour that mocks the format of laboratory reports.
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