phrase General Slang

platinum star lesbian

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A gold star who's also never touched a man and was born vaginally — 'her first contact was a vagina.'

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Gold star, but turned up to eleven: never slept with a man AND born vaginally, so the bit goes that the first thing she ever touched was a vagina. Almost always tongue-in-cheek — it's the punchline that mocks how silly the whole purity-ranking gets. Same criticisms as gold star apply, doubled.

“He hit her with 'I'm a platinum star' and the whole room knew it was a bit.”
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platinum star lesbian In A Sentence

He hit her with 'I'm a platinum star' and the whole room knew it was a bit.

Origin & Usage

An escalation of 'gold star lesbian' — the joke logic stacked one notch higher.

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