noun
General Slang
Splenda daddy
· noun · sex work
Wannabe sugar daddy who can't actually afford a sugar baby.
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The artificial sweetener of sugar daddies. He talks the talk, books the dates, maybe pays per meet, but he's not generationally wealthy and can't keep up a real monthly allowance. Middle-class guy LARPing as rich. Babies tolerate Splendas when they're new, drop them when something real comes along.
“Three months in, she clocked he was a Splenda daddy and ghosted.”
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Splenda daddy In A Sentence
Three months in, she clocked he was a Splenda daddy and ghosted.
Origin & Usage
Riff on Splenda the sugar substitute, fake sugar = fake sugar daddy.
Variants
splenda daddy
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