Uncle Ned
Cockney rhyming slang for bed (also head).
Definitions
Bed. Uncle Ned rhymes with bed, and you'll mostly hear 'off up the Uncle Ned' or just 'off to me uncle'. Cosy, knackered, end-of-night slang.
Head. Same rhyme works either way: Uncle Ned, head. Less common than the bed version but solidly in the Cockney books — 'use your Uncle Ned' meaning use your noggin.
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