Results for “absolute scenes lad”
Wild, hilarious chaos.
Absolutely steaming drunk.
Someone admired for doing something reckless, audacious, or gloriously stupid.
Affectionate Scouse for 'you idiot'.
Scouse for grim news or a rough situation.
Geordie rallying cry of support, especially for Newcastle United.
A mild insult for an idiot or fool, borrowed from the Arabic word for 'boy.'
Your finest party clothes, the beaded, fringed, dressed-to-kill outfit you saved for a night out.
Cockney for a fiver — Lady Godiva rhymes with five-er, so a fiver becomes a 'Lady'.
A nonsense number kids shout for laughs, meaning absolutely nothing.
One True Pairing — your absolute favourite ship, the one you'd die for.
Exclamation for being absolutely floored.
Smiling-dog-in-a-burning-room catchphrase for pretending everything's okay when it absolutely isn't.
Copypasta absolutely buried under chaotic, semi-relevant emoji.
Scouse for mate, lad, or dude — a friendly term of address.
Absolutely steaming drunk.
Absolutely steaming drunk.
Geordie for mate or young lad.
Absolutely paralytic. Geordie for blackout drunk.
Up for absolutely anything — the Madchester rallying cry.
Absolutely not — strong disagreement.
Absolutely knackered — done in.
A large knife — usually a hunting or combat blade.
Absolutely knackered. Done in.
South Wales for absolutely furious.
A lad from the South Wales Valleys — Rhondda, Merthyr, Cynon, the lot.
Absolutely blootered — very, very drunk.
To stab someone — or the blade you do it with.
Either absolutely steaming drunk or absolutely battered — context decides which.
Filthy. Absolutely clarted in muck.
Absolutely steaming. Drunk beyond function.
Absolutely reeking — a smell so bad you can taste it.
Absolutely hammered. Drunk past the point of dignity.
Absolutely hammered. Irish for very drunk.
Wrecked. Either steaming drunk or an absolute state.
Sarcastic 'absolutely not' dressed up as a question.
A zombie knife — serrated, jagged-bladed weapon.
Caló for an old lady — wife, girlfriend, ride-or-die.
Round Sicilian sandwich stacked with cold cuts and olive salad.
Slashed or stabbed — UK drill onomatopoeia for the sound of a blade.
To pull out a weapon — usually a blade or strap.
A blade. Razor, knife, anything sharp.
A makeshift stabbing weapon — prison-made blade.
An indwelling urinary catheter — the balloon-tipped tube that stays in the bladder.
The cold station — pantry chef handling salads, charcuterie, terrines.
A Peterbilt truck — the chrome-laden status symbol of long-haul trucking.
Pooled investment fund that uses leverage, shorting, and exotic strategies to chase absolute returns.
Code name for crystal meth, especially in party-and-play scenes.