Results for “ugh, as if”
A salon treatment that curls and lifts your natural lashes — no extensions needed.
A dismissive 'yeah right, never gonna happen' — the ultimate 90s eye-roll in two words.
A lifestyle of ease, comfort, and minimal stress, by deliberate choice.
A fictional female character, usually from anime, that someone claims as their ideal partner or favorite.
A girlfriend you see as serious, long-term, and basically marriage material.
Keeping your partner hidden from your friends, family, and online life like a stashed secret.
Telling someone to log off and go outside because they're too deep in online life.
"As hell" — a texting intensifier (e.g. "tired asl"); not to be confused with the older age/sex/location meaning.
Twenties slang for so drunk you've gone stiff as bone.
Cripplingly embarrassed — the Irish go-to for social mortification.
An ironic motto mocking hustle culture by stacking three buzzwords into a fake life mantra.
A skill-gap blame — saying one player or side was simply outclassed.
A "traditional wife" aesthetic and online persona centered on homemaking, often idealized and aestheticized on social media.
Your ranked roster of favorites across every group you stan.
Feels uniquely better or more impactful — something that lands in a special way.
Delivered exactly what the moment called for and nailed it perfectly.
A friendly ghost move, letting someone down gently before quietly fading out.
To completely miss a shot or attack you should've landed, usually at the worst possible moment.
A maximalist glam aesthetic — big fur coats, animal print, gold jewelry, and the energy of a Scorsese mafia matriarch.
To drain a jump shot, especially a three, so clean it only touches net.
The member who keeps threatening to steal your bias spot.
To steal — the cant verb that gave us 'shoplifting' centuries on.
Playfully mocked or insulted with sharp jokes.
A flapper's flirty question: do you want to kiss me now or later?
Cockney for wife — 'trouble and strife' rhymes with wife, clipped to 'the trouble'.
Something or someone tremendously good, the most, an absolute riot.
What's up — the drawn-out 90s greeting Budweiser turned into a national catchphrase.
To make someone doubt their own memory or sanity by twisting the facts on them.
Cockney for a fart — 'raspberry tart' rhymes with fart, and a rude noise became a 'raspberry'.
A great-looking body — a compliment paid to an attractive person, especially a girl.
Training mainly for the swollen pumped look rather than real strength or progress.
Funny or hilarious — and a person who's gas is a great laugh.
An ecstatic, drawn-out 'yes' — pure excitement and approval.
To publicly call someone out or expose embarrassing details about them.
Past your prime — no longer skilled or relevant.
A big dancehall party or rave — also a term for dancehall music itself.
Big money — the more commas in your bank balance, the richer you are.
Means 'seriously' or 'for real' — you're not joking even a little.
Cockney rhyming slang for facts — survives in 'get down to brass tacks'.
Jazz-age slang for the coolest, classiest, most wonderful thing going.
GI slang for canned milk — the only 'cow' the army could ship to the front.
Extremely drunk or high — far past tipsy, barely functional.
Corporate speak for briefly checking in with someone.
Mexican warning to 'watch out!' or 'be careful!'
The WWII GI's calling card — scrawled graffiti proving 'we were here first,' usually with a long-nosed peeping cartoon.
A noticeable change in the mood, trend, or cultural feeling of a moment.
A breezy, expensive-but-effortless aesthetic of linen, neutral tones, and living like a wealthy retiree by the sea.
A sweating, anxious Pepe emote for tense, nerve-wracking, or scary moments.