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Sarcastic clap-back at someone congratulating themselves for a totally safe opinion.

Be f***ing for real — knock it off with the nonsense.

Reply pointing out that someone's handle is suspiciously perfect for what they just said.

Meme punishment for posting something lustful — Cheems with a bat says BONK, off you go.

This s**t pisses me off — the default TikTok gripe.

Combo insult — you lost AND your comment got ratioed.

Crying-laughing. As in, this is so funny I'm dying.

Someone who accidentally argues the exact opposite of what they think they're arguing.

Reply to someone who took an obvious gag at face value.

A sneaky edit made within minutes of posting, before Reddit slaps the 'edited' tag on it.

Brutal reply telling someone they used to be good and aren't anymore.

Sarcastic kicker for a story that's obviously made up.

Flag for a username that happens to fit the thread perfectly.

Mature content — open to view.

A comment begging the creator to repost the clip without the TikTok UI in the way.

I can't lie — bracing you for an honest take.

A running chain of bait-and-switch links where each new one sends you to the previous prank.

One-word reply meaning 'exactly, nothing to add.'

Enthusiastic support — you fully endorse it.