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#dark-humour

21 words tagged “dark-humour”

ART 18+
abbreviation

Mature content — open to view.

#medical#nursing#death#acronym
God's waiting room 18+
noun

Mature content — open to view.

#medical#nursing#geriatric#dark-humour
HVLT
abbreviation

'High-Velocity Lead Poisoning' — a gunshot wound

#medical#nursing#trauma#acronym
garden / gardening 18+
noun

Mature content — open to view.

#medical#nursing#neurology#dark-humour
Organ donor
noun

A motorcyclist riding without a helmet.

#trucker#cb-radio#motorcycle#dark-humour
crispy 18+
noun

Mature content — open to view.

#medical#nursing#burns#dark-humour
pot plant 18+
noun

Mature content — open to view.

#medical#nursing#neurology#dark-humour
n of 1
phrase

Effectively experimenting on a single patient

#medical#nursing#management#dark-humour
hamburger 18+
noun

Mature content — open to view.

#medical#nursing#trauma#dark-humour
Q-sign
noun

O-sign plus tongue hanging out — patient is basically done.

#medical#hospital#slang#dark-humour
pine box at bedside 18+
phrase

Mature content — open to view.

#medical#nursing#death#dark-humour
buff and turf
phrase

Polish the chart, then offload the patient elsewhere

#medical#nursing#patient-flow#dark-humour
TEETH
abbreviation

Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy — sarcastic 'plan' for the hopeless case.

#medical#uk#hospital#abbreviation
gomergram
noun

Ordering every possible test on a hopeless patient

#medical#nursing#investigations#dark-humour
pillow therapy 18+
noun

Mature content — open to view.

#medical#nursing#dark-humour#behaviour
road pizza 18+
noun

Mature content — open to view.

#medical#nursing#trauma#dark-humour
fighting Darwin
phrase

Keeping alive a patient whose choices court death

#medical#nursing#dark-humour#behaviour
negative wallet biopsy
phrase

Patient moved on once found to have no insurance

#medical#nursing#insurance#dark-humour
peek and shriek
phrase

Open the patient, find it inoperable, close straight back up

#medical#nursing#surgery#dark-humour
grim reaper at foot of bed
phrase

Patient looks about to die; abbreviated GRAFOB

#medical#nursing#prognosis#dark-humour
wallet biopsy
noun

Checking insurance/ability to pay before treating

#medical#nursing#insurance#dark-humour