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"Unexplained Beer Injury" — the mystery bruise the drunk patient can't account for.

Pissed, Fell Over — UK ED chart note for a drunk who's hurt themselves.

Patient who keeps turning up to A&E like it's a loyalty scheme.

Patient who's back in A&E within days of being discharged.

Manually pumping air into a patient's lungs with a handheld Ambu bag.

Fake-Latin label for a patient convinced they're dying when they're fine.

UK A&E doctor's fee for writing up a police assault report.