#glasgow

Glasgow's legendary East End street market.

Either absolutely steaming drunk or absolutely battered — context decides which.

A cocky chancer with too much mouth for his own good.

A clue — almost always used in the negative ('I havnae got a scooby').

Absolutely reeking — a smell so bad you can taste it.

To stab someone — or the blade you do it with.

A sandwich — or anything between two bits of bread.

The communal stairwell or entry of a Scottish tenement.

To blank someone deliberately — the Scottish ghosting.

Filthy, clarty, in need of a bath.

A Glaswegian. Person from Glasgow.

A face-reddening moment of pure embarrassment.

Staggering drunk — bouncing off walls on the way home.

In agony — or literally jumping/heaving with something.

Fizzy juice — any sweet carbonated soft drink, regardless of actual flavour.