Tag

#humour

41 words tagged “humour”

accountant
noun

Tongue-in-cheek job claim used to dodge questions about your real one.

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snot block
noun

A vanilla slice pastry.

#australian#aussie#food#dessert
VIP
noun

Very Intoxicated Person — EMS code for a wasted patient.

#ems#ambulance#humour#alcohol
flat out like a lizard drinking
phrase

Extremely busy; also going flat out.

#australian#aussie#idiom#work
technicolor yawn
noun

an act of vomiting

#australian#aussie#bodily#humour
couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery 18+
phrase

Mature content — open to view.

#australian#aussie#idiom#humour
patter
noun

Banter, chat or a way with words

#scottish#irish#speech#humour
crack up
phrase

To laugh a lot; something hilarious

#australian#aussie#humour#laughter
kangaroos loose in the top paddock
phrase

Not quite mentally all there.

#australian#aussie#idiom#humour
drop bear
noun

A fictional predatory koala (a hoax).

#australian#aussie#folklore#humour
off like a bride's nightie
phrase

To leave very quickly.

#australian#aussie#idiom#humour
esky lid
noun

A bodyboard; also literally an esky's lid.

#australian#aussie#surf#humour
hard case
noun

A funny, characterful person

#australian#aussie#personality#humour
jafa land
noun

Auckland (jokingly)

#australian#aussie#regional#auckland
bachelor's handbag
noun

a takeaway roast chicken

#australian#aussie#food#humour
budgie smugglers
noun

Men's tight swimming briefs (Speedos).

#australian#aussie#clothing#swimwear
as useless as tits on a bull 18+
phrase

Mature content — open to view.

#australian#aussie#idiom#humour
turkish bath
noun

Laugh — 'having a turkish'.

#cockney#london#british#humour
taking the piss 18+
phrase

Mature content — open to view.

#australian#aussie#humour#mocking
carrying on like a pork chop
phrase

Making a fuss; overreacting.

#australian#aussie#idiom#humour
togs, togs, undies
phrase

Ad-derived line about togs becoming undies

#australian#aussie#clothing#advertising
pav-off
noun

Rivalry over who invented the pavlova

#australian#aussie#food#rivalry
cactus juice
noun

(informal) rough alcohol; also a joke term.

#australian#aussie#drinks#humour
a few sandwiches short of a picnic
phrase

Not very intelligent; slightly odd.

#australian#aussie#idiom#humour
stubby short of a six-pack
phrase

A bit dim or slightly mad.

#australian#aussie#idiom#humour
straya
noun

Australia (as pronounced).

#australian#aussie#identity#humour
government juice
noun

Tap water

#caribbean#patois#food#drink
magic sponge
noun

A cure-all wet sponge used to treat 'injured' players.

#sports#injury#humour#british
percussive maintenance
noun

Fixing malfunctioning equipment by hitting it

#medical#nursing#equipment#humour
amber fluid
noun

Beer.

#australian#aussie#drinks#beer
aussie salute
noun

Waving flies away from the face.

#australian#aussie#humour#outdoors
no wuckas
phrase

No worries (spoonerism).

#australian#aussie#idiom#humour
handle the jandal
phrase

To cope with or manage something

#australian#aussie#coping#humour
dry as a dead dingo's donger 18+
phrase

Mature content — open to view.

#australian#aussie#idiom#humour
cuppa tea and a lie down
phrase

What you need after a shock.

#australian#aussie#idiom#humour
one-point restraint
noun

Ironic term for a urinary catheter keeping a patient in bed

#medical#nursing#catheter#humour
waggro
noun

When your partner drags you off the game mid-raid.

#mmo#humour#afk#aggro
fair suck of the sav
phrase

Come on; be fair.

#australian#aussie#idiom#fairness
aunty arms
noun

loose upper-arm skin

#australian#aussie#body#humour
whose coat is that jacket
phrase

Stereotypical Welsh phrase mocked for its absurd circular logic — basically 'whose coat is this?'

#welsh#phrase#wales#british