agnostication
A doctor's polished shrug when a dying patient asks how long they've got.
Definitions
A pun on 'prognostication' welded to 'agnostic'. The vague, hedged non-answer a doctor gives when someone asks 'How long, doc?' and the honest reply is 'I genuinely don't know.' Dressed-up uncertainty with a stethoscope around its neck.
agnostication In A Sentence
Origin & Usage
Medical-profession word-play on prognostication + agnostic.
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