Code Yellow
Patient's wet the bed, get the cleanup kit.
Definitions
Companion to Code Brown: a urinary incontinence event needing fresh sheets and a wash. Mock-formal nursing shorthand that lets staff flag it without broadcasting the patient's dignity across the bay.
In real hospital code systems (especially Australia and parts of the US), a genuine emergency code for a missing patient, an internal emergency, or a bomb threat depending on the facility. Always check the local code sheet.
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