FOOBA
Found On Orthopaedics Barely Alive — jibe at ortho for letting medical issues slide.
Definitions
An ortho patient discovered to be in serious medical trouble that the orthopaedic team missed or ignored. Trotted out by internists and ICU staff to rib the surgeons — the joke being that ortho can pin the femur but can't read a fluid balance.
FOOBA In A Sentence
Origin & Usage
Built off FUBAR (military 'Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition'). The stereotype: orthopaedic surgeons are brilliant carpenters but iffy at the medicine — so the internist called in finds a hip-fix patient quietly going into heart failure from too much IV fluid.
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