Results for “I'm an accountant”

Tongue-in-cheek job claim used to dodge questions about your real one.

Crying-laughing. As in, this is so funny I'm dying.

WSB self-burn: 'I have no idea what I'm doing.'

Total honesty — 'on a bean' means I'm being straight with you.

Houston-mashed contraction of 'know what I'm talkin' 'bout'.

Dallas tag phrase — 'know what I'm talking about?'

Boston oath — I'm dead serious, on my dead friends.

As Far As I Know — a hedge meaning that's true unless I'm missing something.

The skull that means 'I'm dead' — as in dying of laughter, not actual death.

A sassy 'I'm not listening' delivered with a palm in your face.

Cockney rhyming slang for starving — 'I'm Hank Marvin' means you're famished.

A nap or a sleep — 'I'm having a kip' means do not disturb.

I already understand and agree — no need to explain further, I'm on it.

Explain Like I'm 5 — break it down in dead-simple terms.

Money, cash — 'I'm saving up some dosh.'

The shifty side-glancing eyes — 'I'm watching,' 'oh really?,' or 'that's sus.'