Results for “dumb as a bag of hammers”
Very stupid.
To aggressively pursue money or success.
Someone relentlessly focused on making money — chasing the bag above all else.
Someone rolling in cash — or the money emoji that flexes it.
NYPD slang for a uniformed patrol cop, as opposed to a detective in plainclothes.
The wine bladder inside a cask.
a takeaway roast chicken
Mature content — open to view.
Continuing to hold a position that has collapsed in value.
Someone entering contests below their real skill level to win easily.
The poor soul left holding a worthless investment after everyone else cashed out.
Someone stuck holding a worthless or crashed asset, left holding the bag while others cashed out.
Go get the money — stop wasting time and chase that paper.
Money — older slang for cash, named for the green color of bills.
A flashbang that detonates instantly, with no warning arc.
Buying an AWP with no armor so you can actually afford the AWP.
Turning away from an incoming flashbang to reduce how blind you go.
Landing the killing blow on a minion to grab its gold.
Helping your jungler chunk their first camp without stealing the kill.
Summoner spell that instantly blinks you a short distance.
Getting melted by a rapid, pinpoint spray of bullets.
Force-quitting to the console dashboard mid-match to dodge a ranked penalty.
The squadmate who controls the drop and picks where you land.
Reading how your opponent gets up and punishing it before they can move.
A chain of crouchdashes that glides a Mishima forward like he's on rails.
The swaying lunge that lets Mishima characters slide into your face.
Cancelling backdashes with down-back so you can spam them and float around.
Air-dodging diagonally into the floor to slide while staying free to act.
Flicking back and forth on the spot to bait and control space.
A downward-launching hit you can sometimes jump out of, unlike a true spike.
Deliberately playing below your level — hiding your real skill or holding back in a match.
A tool-assisted run built for frame-perfect, machine-level inputs.
A robot that feeds recorded TAS inputs into a real console.
A hidden final boss that only appears for players good enough to earn it.
Billy Herrington emote for over-the-top pleasure and satisfaction.
Streamer Kreyg's blissed-out face — pure elation.
Slather a photo in beauty filters until the subject is unrecognisable.
Combo compliment for an opinion the poster thinks is a brave truth.
A block of text that gets copy-pasted between chats forever for the joke.
The canonical 'what the fuck did you just say to me' tough-guy rant pasted at random targets.