Results for “in this essay i will -”

Punchline format where the poster makes a wild claim then 'trails off'.

A quick splash — face and hands, job done.

Sarcastic 'absolutely not' dressed up as a question.

Someone grinding hard at the gym hoping muscle alone will fix their dating life.

Aiming at the spot an enemy will appear before they peek.

Bending in-game RNG to your will through deliberate inputs.

Crypto meme asking when the gains will be big enough to buy a Lamborghini.

Due diligence — a long WSB research post on why a stock will rip.

Behind you with something that will burn you — move.

An atmosphere that will kill or maim you if you breathe it without SCBA.

Impatiently asking when a coin will make you rich enough to buy a Lamborghini.

Constantly needing reassurance and fearing your partner will leave.

Delusional in a fun, self-aware way — believing your unrealistic hopes will somehow come true.

Someone willing to do violence for a crew — and in basketball slang, just a player who scores.

"If you know, you know" — a tag for an inside reference only certain people will get.