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A visitor who faints in the ED, not the patient.

A patient turning up with a bizarre injury and an even more bizarre story to explain it.

Mature content — open to view.

Hospital slang for a motorcycle — a reliable pipeline of fresh organ donors.

Chart shorthand for a drunk patient.

Get Out of My Emergency Room — the old, chronic, hopeless patient ER docs dread.

Shorthand for appendicitis, the appendix, or whipping it out.