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Getting into the gym to actually lift.

Conversational opener — 'listen, I want to ask you something'.

'Sort yourself out' / get organised.

No bother — it's all good.

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Go your own way

I can't deal with this; I'm overwhelmed

To scold, moan or complain at someone.

Affectionate Irish 'no way!' / 'stop messing'.

Absolutely steaming. Drunk beyond function.

I'm here / present (a way of saying 'I'm good')

Drinking heavily

South Wales (and West Country) way of asking 'where are you?'

'Thank you' (polite/formal).

Wrecked. Either steaming drunk or an absolute state.

A Newcastle United supporter

Quite a lot / a fair number

Goodbye for now, see you later.

Common sense — or a command to wise up.

'Friend'.

Come on! / hurry up!

Stay brave; don't be downhearted.

Declined in quality, relevance, or skill

Reply pointing out that someone's handle is suspiciously perfect for what they just said.

In an angry or agitated state

'For now / anyway' — a casual conversational opener.

Wound up, in a state, nerves shot.

'Do your best!' / 'Good luck!' — an encouragement.

Doric greeting — 'how are you?'

'Please' — a polite request marker

To die, or for a machine to break down completely and stop working.

Don't worry (Northern reassurance).

'Super huge' — a meme phrase, often shortened to SSS.

A stacked pile-on insult on social media

Sure enough; that's certainly true.

In bits — drunk, exhausted, or emotionally destroyed.

Cockney rhyming slang for 'own' — as in alone, on your own.

A very long time

Everything; all sorts of things

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